A zombie, Frankenstein's hot mom, Michael Myers and Dracula fight to the bone for a chance to be called the victor.
The bracket starts with Dracula and Zombie.
Then Momma frankenstein and Myers.
Then Myers and Zombie.
Then Mom and Dracula.
Then Zombie and Momma.
And Finally Myers and Dracula.
Dracula and Zombie start in the ring. Dracula goes for the fangy bite. Zombie is unaffected by it because, well, he's already dead. Zombie bites Dracula like monkey see monkey do. Dracula then turns into a Zombie. Zombie won!
Momma Frankenstein and Myers are up. Momma frankenstein just gives him a dirty look and says "BOY I KNOW YOU AINT ABOUT TO ATTACK ME!!!" Myers backs off and runs away. Momma wins!
Myers and Zombie is up. Myers, disturbed by the last fight it determined to win, chops off Zombies head and wins.
Mom and Dracula is up. Mom takes one hard look and complains that Zombie is up. (Unaware that he turned into a zombie). She then proceeds to say she is the victor of that fight because thats not dracula.
Zombie and momma is up. Mom wins because zombies head is on the ground.
Myers and Dracula is up. Myers realizes that Dracula is a zombie and just proceeds to chop off Draculas head. Myers wins.
The totals rack up to Dracula - 0 /// Myers - 2 /// Zombie - 1 /// Momma - 3
MOM FRANKENSTEIN IS THE VICTOR.
Was Momma Frank a Latina?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely !
DeleteThat is a scary image. to watch your own mother fight even if it is Frankenstein's.
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