Week 11 New Sport

I just invented a new sport. I call it running ball. You start off on a field with 8 markers, a 3x3 without the middle, about 25 feet apart. Then on each side there are 2 more markers making them the "goals" with basket of balls on that side. There are two teams that start off on opposite corners of the field. You start running in a circle and the goal is to get to your goal. You have 5 team members on each side. When the first man starts, he holds a ball in hand, then he starts running in the square around each marker when the gun goes off , once you get back to your corner after running one lap, you pass it off to the next person. Once you pass the other person, you can go straight to your goal. Once you're in the goal area, you have to throw a ball to the next person. They have to successfully catch the ball in order to start running. If they fail, you have to throw the ball again until they catch it. In this time, the other team running is considered passing you after they run around the markers once without the other team on the field, making it possible for them to throw a ball. Once all 5 players are in the goal area, you win. You better hope the last guy is a long distance guy because he'll be running until he passes the other person.

Week 10 Fight Night

A zombie, Frankenstein's hot mom, Michael Myers and Dracula fight to the bone for a chance to be called the victor. The bracket starts with Dracula and Zombie. 
Then Momma frankenstein and Myers. 
Then Myers and Zombie. 
Then Mom and Dracula. 
Then Zombie and Momma.
And Finally Myers and Dracula.

Dracula and Zombie start in the ring. Dracula goes for the fangy bite. Zombie is unaffected by it because, well, he's already dead. Zombie bites Dracula like monkey see monkey do. Dracula then turns into a Zombie. Zombie won!

Momma Frankenstein and Myers are up. Momma frankenstein just gives him a dirty look and says "BOY I KNOW YOU AINT ABOUT TO ATTACK ME!!!" Myers backs off and runs away. Momma wins!

Myers and Zombie is up. Myers, disturbed by the last fight it determined to win, chops off Zombies head and wins. 

Mom and Dracula is up. Mom takes one hard look and complains that Zombie is up. (Unaware that he turned into a zombie). She then proceeds to say she is the victor of that fight because thats not dracula. 

Zombie and momma is up. Mom wins because zombies head is on the ground. 

Myers and Dracula is up. Myers realizes that Dracula is a zombie and just proceeds to chop off Draculas head. Myers wins. 

The totals rack up to Dracula - 0 /// Myers - 2 /// Zombie - 1 /// Momma - 3

MOM FRANKENSTEIN IS THE VICTOR.